It is not often you acquire a shoe so perfectly cobbled as these Ted Baker bad boys. But then again, you can’t waltz down the marriage aisle in your beat-down Puma Speed Cats – especially when you are rocking a demi-ZZ Top beard on your chin – now can you? So when our very own John Moreira purchased these “Brown Shine” dreams we knew something was up. When the shoe purchase, coupled with the accidental media leak of John’s Love Story (meant for the Marriage Officiator but accidentally sent to the entire staff of Astro in an email), we knew our favorite Operations Director was serious about taking the plunge. John, some may just see a fancy pair of shoes, but at Astro we know these are your cleats for the Super Bowl of love, we hope you win the coin toss.

In all sincerity, the entire Astro crew wishes you and Courtney the most joyous wedding and the many years of marital bliss that will undoubtedly follow.

—All The Best